Kingbandit

Kingbandit

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  1. Got any funny acronyms at your ER???

    Pt have thier own acronyms also: Dilauda=dilaudid Fireballs=fibroids Mommy parts=lady parts Penny=member Herz=Hurts Staff uses: TTTR=Tooth to tattoo ratio
  2. A message to new grads: NEVER....

    Remember your Kindergarden teacher... ...Play well with others. ...Never run with scissors. ...Don't eat the paste. ...Clean up after yourself. ...Always ask questions. I thought nursing school taught...
  3. Meet the Fockers

    :rotfl: I to am a FOCHER. This movie goes to show how a narrow minded person has no place in todays society and he eventually comes around to the more sensitive side of thinking. Gaylords parents...
  4. How much $ do RNs start out at?

    I'm in Columbus, OH and I just took a job in the ED at a level one trauma center starting at $23.77 and $4.75/hr shift diff X2 for weekend nights. I also got a sign on bonus of $6000 for a 2 year...
  5. I work in the ED at a Hospital in Columbus, OH. We have closed/diverted the ER d/t no staff/low staff. Our Trauma sureon was PI*SED but what were we to do. It is dangerous to have ICU/CCU nurses...
  6. Breaks in the ER

    I am a new grad who is precepting in our ED I hear other preceptees B$#ching about no breaks or that they better get their lunch if that is your expectation then ER is not for you. How can you expect...
  7. "where" are the "magnet hospitals PLEASE?

    I work for the Ohiohealth system in Columbus, Ohio. We are going through Magnet designation. The hospital investigated and defined there understanding of the designation as: A hospital which is looked...
  8. Need feedback on OSU Medical Center opportunities.

    In Columbus there are three major hospital systems: Ohio State, Ohiohealth, & Mt Carmel. I work for Ohiohealth in the ER at Grant. They offer a program called GRAD where for a work commitment they...
  9. Question Regarding Hourly Rates for RNs

    I am a new grad with 10 years experience as a surgical tech and I started in our ED at $23.77/hr c $4.75 shift
  10. Nursing School Bloopers

    Yea I had one kid who was seizing and I had to push Rectal Lamictil After the "code" I checked my drug book and the dose we gave to bring him under control (by order from the MD) was more than the max...
  11. My name is Chim-Chim Apple Hiney

    Stinky
  12. Men in Nursing

    I just finished nursing school and am entering into the critical care field. I didn't choose nursing it chose me. I have been a surgical Tech for 10 years and wanted something new; and an offer you...
  13. I live in Columbus, Ohio I recieved $20.75 as my starting point with $4.50 shift diff and $9.00 for weekend night
  14. 100 ways to order a pizza the fun way...

    When ever I goto Mcd's I always order Biggie size when corrected I say well forget the order and say I'll go to Mcdonalds instead and drive off. Also play whats my lunch wait beside a car and just as...
  15. Funniest injury you have ever seen.....

    So true So true I work in a level one trauma center in Ohio Here are my top three: 3) Deer hunter falls from Tree stand only injury is torn scrotum :rotfl: and bruised ego from buddies who had to...
  16. What was your secret weapon for surviving nursing school??

    I formed a study group. We met so much the first few quarters that other students labled us THE NURSING CULT. But after we became so strong and powerful that instructors were referring students to us...
  17. IV Toradol?

    Our Orthopedic surgeons claim there is a direct corallation between IV/IM Toradol and non-union healing of fractures and fusions of any type the surgeons are working on a research project but have not...
  18. Professional in scrubs?

    I am a male who will graduate in two weeks. I like to look professional but I also want to not stand out either. If I were forced to wear a certain uniform then I wouldn't feel comfortable. I am the...
  19. Nursing School Bloopers

    Our instructor had us team up for the day so: 1st my partner draws up all 19 med including several narcs for G-tude She bumped into my back and spilled them down me Next, during the...
  20. 20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

    21.) ride the public bus in long black duster and don't get off until the last stop. 22.) When it rains run inside and scream the sky is falling. 23.) SEND EMAILS IN ALL CAPS ExEPT ONE LETTER. 24.)...
  21. I am a scrub tech returning to nursing school. As a nurse I would never do more than 16 but as a tech I have routinely worked 24's once I worked 96 hours in 7days I had 2-4 hour breaks during a snow...
  22. Nurse Pay

    I will be graduating in June and have already accepted a job paying $42,000/yr in Columbus,
  23. Nurses who smoke

    I am a new garad and am disgusted by any nurse who will sit and preach to a poor patient who is not aloud to go out and smoke while their close reak of the odor. I as a nurse and patient find the...
  24. What to do when U know others are cheating...(in classes)

    We had these tests they ar called the HESI sort of a mini NCLEX 1 in 4th quarter and 1 last quarter on the computers in the testing center with cameras and proctors watching They sucked but noone...
  25. What to do when U know others are cheating...(in classes)

    I was on the other end of the stick. I have a very successful study group in our nursing school, we all have A's. The rest of the class were jealous of our grades and for the first 5 quarters they...