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malenurse1

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  1. overdue for vacation

    malenurse1 replied to JBudd's topic in Nursing Humor

    The saddest part of the whole thing is that we are all guilty of this! We spend part of the shift on payday playing vacation time lotto ... ya know how it goes ... the one with the most hours...

  2. Watch what you wish for!! LOL

    malenurse1 replied to kellisdomain's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thanks for clearing that up for me! I thought it was some new ortho injury that I had missed reading about in my nursing journals!

  3. What percent of clinicals spent doing gross stuff?

    malenurse1 replied to ER1010's topic in General Students

    Being over half-way through school, (graduate in December 05! Yea!), and having worked the last year as a Nurse Intern, I have essentially lost my sense of smell and not much grosses me out....

  4. 23rd psalm for nursing students - Fun

    malenurse1 replied to Nurse2B2005's topic in General Students

    I like it! Thanks for

  5. Watch what you wish for!! LOL

    malenurse1 replied to kellisdomain's topic in Nursing Humor

    What's a lunch

  6. Relocating to Wisconsin, need some help!!!!!!!!!!

    malenurse1 replied to lildebbie-RN's topic in General Nursing

    I live in Wisconsin. In a village named Johnson Creek. We are right between Madison and Milwaukee. There are not more than 1800 people in the village but we have a pretty nice school system. Very...

  7. TV controls

    malenurse1 replied to HarryPotter's topic in Nursing Humor

    The truth about really is that the TV remote is the only real control we have in our lives...our wives control every other aspect of them! LOL! Please don't tell her I said that! LOL!

  8. real story

    malenurse1 replied to HarryPotter's topic in Nursing Humor

    This is EXACTLY why when I orient my new patients to the room and I am explaining the call light system to them, I specificly tell them "Press your red button and you will hear a voice say may I help...

  9. My name is Chim-Chim Apple Hiney

    malenurse1 replied to kristylee's topic in Nursing Humor

    I am Greasy GiggleSprinkles! My wife is Zippy GiggleSprinkles!

  10. The Melting Princess

    malenurse1 replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    OMG I love

  11. Tech Support for Men

    malenurse1 replied to jnette's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yes Dear! One of my alltime favorite applications! My sides hurt from laughing so much!

  12. I got placed on clinical probation today. *sob* *sob*

    malenurse1 replied to sad's topic in General Students

    I know this is a tough time but don't look at it as completely negative. Start by accepting that you made a mistake and then see it as an opportunity to learn from it. Whenever you are in clinical...

  13. nursing school survival kit

    malenurse1 replied to mstockwe's topic in General Students

    These are all very good ideas, but I think you have forgotten one of the most valuable tools that us NOC nurses have...ATIVAN!!! LoL! Have fun with your

  14. Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

    malenurse1 replied to Farkinott's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thanks for the laugh! Now after a long night at work I will go to bed with a

  15. nicknames

    malenurse1 replied to fluffwad's topic in Nursing Humor

    We have a CNA that we call "Speedbump" cause she gets in the way and just slows evryone

  16. Showering styles

    malenurse1 replied to Spidey's mom's topic in Nursing Humor

    HA HA HA!!! I love this! I have a wife and two daughters and you really nailed it! I love doing the "woo-hoo" thing! How do ya think I got two daughters! LOL!

  17. Quick Joke

    malenurse1 replied to Cubby's topic in Nursing Humor

    Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Beacuse they taste funny!

  18. The Rules of Chocolate

    malenurse1 replied to bedpan's topic in Nursing Humor

    :balloons: Aaahh Chocolate...the food of the gods! I have elevated eating it to a religous expiriance. You know how a muslim wakes up faces Mecca and bows to touch his head to the ground 3 times? I...

  19. Three men in heaven

    malenurse1 replied to dianah's topic in Nursing Humor

    I never saw that one coming!

  20. Discipline of our Era

    malenurse1 replied to nursebedlam's topic in Nursing Humor

    25. And my favourite: - My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" The good old Mothers Curse :angryfire . It works too...I've got two...

  21. The pharmacist

    malenurse1 replied to Megsd's topic in Nursing Humor

    Every young mans worst nightmare!!!

  22. Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    malenurse1 replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    OMG!!! My side hurt from laughing at that :rotfl: :rotfl: :chuckle

  23. Man---Woman Thing

    malenurse1 replied to TitaniaSidhe's topic in Nursing Humor

    HA HA HA HA!!! :chuckle :rotfl: That is WAY to

  24. Funny quotes from patients

    malenurse1 replied to RNtoJD's topic in Nursing Humor

    I walked into a patients room who I refer to as the patient from h3ll after my two days with her. When I introduced myself as a student nurse, her response: "What, you're not a female?" My very first...

  25. Can you test for LPN when in RN school?

    malenurse1 replied to Jill1215's topic in General Students

    The ADN program that I am in requires that we be CNA's prior to starting the clinical phase. We just went through the LPN business at the end of this semester. Legally after we complete two...