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  1. Triple H therapy

    Where I work we will at times keep MAPs as high as 110, assuming the aneurysm is well secured. The stroke that you're trying to prevent is an ischemic stroke due to the vasospasm clamping down the...
  2. The patient who wouldn't stop screaming...

    What kind of heard-hearted, spiteful burn-out nurse are you anyway???!!! I can't believe that you could be so insensitive to someone who was obviously in emotional distress!!! You sound like the type...
  3. I'm not going to say whether you're right or wrong. All I'm going to say is, that in the absence of legislation, the facility is going to do what they can get away with. I'm not saying be grateful for...
  4. So uhh...stockings?

    There are certain things that men just don't do. Wearing stockings is about six of them. Underarmour support tights, or something like that. All of the support, none of the
  5. i sign your paycheck !!

    You sign my paycheck? Well, with the crappy pay you're giving me, you're lucky you're even getting care this
  6. I'd join tomorrow, but I've had a hip replacement, which I was told was
  7. Three things...

    Never again: 1. Put a fat man on and off a CT table. 2. Run down to a stat head CT at 6:35 because the resident blew me off when I said the patient had mental status change and needed a head CT at...
  8. dropped lung during central line

    I've had it happen three times - twice on the same patient. Never use a central line before the chest x-ray is
  9. Triple H therapy

    Where I work we will at times keep MAPs as high as 110, assuming the aneurysm is well secured. The stroke that you're trying to prevent is an ischemic stroke due to the vasospasm clamping down the...
  10. Just Because You're a Nurse

    I would always give them what I thought it was, together with the most frightening fatal diagnosis possible - "well, Mom, it could be your sinuses, or you could have ruptured a cerebral aneurysm. Are...
  11. Only 50% pass the 2nd time

    If it's any consolation at all, I used to work with a nurse who had to take the exam 3 times. Actually, she may have failed three times, and passed on the fourth, I forget. Anyway, she's one of the...
  12. Jefferson FACT program has a very low attrition rate, and an almost 100% NCLEX pass rate. Drexel also has a very high NCLEX pass rate, but (I've heard) a much higher attrition rate. Penn's program...
  13. Deal or No Deal - Naughty Nurse

    Let me think. I know offhand six nurses that have banged married docs that they work with. I see thongs sticking out of scrubs. There are T-shirts painted on that don't meet the scrub bottoms. When I...
  14. Or you could just work in any ED on a Saturday
  15. Dr.s throwing their weight around...............

    Are you sure that he wanted to file a complaint because you bruised his ego? Maybe he wanted to write you up because you violated isolation to save your patient's life. Either way he's pretty much an...
  16. Drawing Labs without an order

    There's a scene in the movie Casablanca, when the police captain closes Rick's bar. When asked why he replies that he was "shocked to find out that there is gambling going on at Rick's." Just then,...
  17. all PACU RNs Wrote up!

    Just wait until the new policy causes some OR backup because anesthesia hasn't written the d/c orders yet and PACU is full - I'm sure they'll make that your fault, too
  18. heh.. i need a girlfriend apparently.

    Everybody is missing an important point. The instructor was his GI/GU instructor, and he said he barely passed. Obviously, she was giving him academic advice - he needs a girlfriend so that he can do...
  19. Can Anyone Tell Me WHY.......

    Why am I doing post-mortem care on the 55 year-old deacon who was visited every day by family, friends, and people from his congregation, and giving discharge instructions to the crack wh*re who is...
  20. My biggest peeve is being held accountable for things over which I have no
  21. The reason that single lumen NG tubes aren't put to continuous suction is so that the vacuum doesn't pull it against the stomach wall, damaging tissue. The second lumen of the salem sump allows air to...
  22. This IS usually an indication of brain stem damage, but it isn't the Doll's Eye reflex. The Doll's Eye reflex is a normal finding. If you hold a patient's eyes open, then turn the head, the eyes will...
  23. Worst doctors orders ever received

    My favorite was when I was told to maintain pt's MAP at 97. Not 90-100, not 95-105, but 97. I can titrate drips ok, but can't I please have a
  24. I guarantee you, if the hospital where you work needed to reduce payroll, they would jettison you without a shred of guilt. You owe them (and your patients) your best efforts on the days you worked....
  25. Myths in Healthcare

    "Many of the poor people in this country work LONGER and WAY HARDER THAN NURSING HOURS than you do and still can't get adequate insurance." You don't know how many hours I work, so you don't know that...