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  1. "...who were unaware of the associated dangers" What the actual F. NO we don't need special shiny syringes for this! We need people that know pills don't get shot up into your
  2. I will attempt to get him a trip to the wound clinic and hope that one of them has some spectacular idea. We do not have a certified nurse at this facility. I volunteered to go get trained for...
  3. Pregnancy Discrimination - Interview

    Unless my reading skills are off, BlueDevil is, in fact, NOT the daddy. S/he is not responsible for: A) Making the baby B) Making the woman choose to conceal something that's quite related to their...
  4. Fixed your title there for
  5. Pregnancy Discrimination - Interview

    The baby is special to YOU, but your coworkers are not responsible for it. The baby is not a miraculous surprise you were suddenly struck in the uterus with, however religious you may be. It's simply...
  6. I'm starting to think this is the only option, but no one is going for it D: Thanks for the
  7. Moments that make you giggle....

    I have a resident whose only excape from her depression and anger issues is bird watching. We've placed two birdfeeders with different bird stuff outside her window, and last week I ordered her one of...
  8. I'm not coming in on my day off. I get pizza for everyone when I'm actually working. I have an excellent working relationship with the majority of the CNAs, there is a great deal of mutual respect,...
  9. Disgusted - wipes for bathing

    My aides and I had a fit the other weekend when we were told that we were just using TOO MUCH linen, and wouldn't be given any more. The laundry then locked up and left. We "acquired" the key for the...
  10. Pregnancy Discrimination - Interview

    Understand that this rant is not directed to OP, who seems to be a decent person. I don't understand why some people feel they have a RIGHT to pop out as many kids as they can, and then demand that...
  11. Not even a word of English

    I recently cared for a lovely little german lady. We do not have access to language lines at this facility, so I had some flashcards with common questions, "Are you in pain?" "Are you hungry?" "Do you...
  12. Side Jobs for Nurses ????

    Flu clinics are great for a little extra cash, PRN work-I looove PRN work- and because I make myself available, I get plenty of calls. I know two nurse/strippers if it floats your boat- One makes more...
  13. They already did. "FourLoco" had to redo their formula or something- it was an alcohol/energy drink that some people had issues with. They shouldn't regulate caffine though- people need to be able to...
  14. I see the opposite. It's the guy with the sniffles that wants to yell and scream and threaten and file complaints, while my little man with stage four jaw cancer is just the most freaking adorable,...
  15. I am currently at a LTC facility, where several of our patients go out 3 times a week for outpatient dialysis. Currently, the facilty we send them to does NOT toilet our patients while they are...
  16. Finally...I got the job!

    Best day
  17. Being an ugly nurse

    Your only chance to becoming a good nurse now, is if you can tuck them in your waistband so that they don't hit a patient in the face. Otherwise, you might as well hang up your scope now.
  18. Toileting during Dialysis

    I have 30 patients, the aides have 15, and this hall has three different people going to dialysis. Who am I supposed to send with them? I calculated my time out one day a few weeks ago. I'm allowed...
  19. My first patient during clinicals was in an ICU burn unit. It was very intense, very overwhelming. Shyness, awkwardness was not an issue as it was a very large teaching hospital and there are many...
  20. One set of scrubs?

    Today I was gifted with a lovely trail of tube-feed vomit all up and down my scrub top. I'm currently sitting here on break, wearing the only clean shirt that was in my car. Unfortunately, it's a...
  21. Everyone wants to be a nurse...

    I'd have to be honest. If it came down to being batman, or being a nurse..... SEE YA! Me and my bat-a-copter are OUT!
  22. Not only are you saving every snotwad and phlegm pile for me to see, you're just slopping them all over your bedside table. You're actively CHOOSING to pee all over yourself, and won't let anyone...
  23. How much does a bag of fluids cost?

    WOW. That sucks- but really, you KNOW they just annihilate you on your textbooks, it's not too surprising that they super-extra-upcharge your IV supplies. When we were doing IV's as medics, they just...
  24. Pleasantly surprised by my CNA's!

    I agree! We have pizza about once a month or so on my tab, (Hurray for CiCi's!) I have, for the most part, WONDERFUL, HARDWORKING, BRILLIANT aides that work with me. We come in, bust our butts on the...
  25. "Peenie-wraps"?

    ***The more you know****