vmbennett

vmbennett BSN

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    Funny Things Patients Say Contest | Nurses Week

    vmbennett replied to Brian S.'s topic in News, Announcements

    “I wasn’t using any illegal drugs. It was just
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    Share Your COVID-19 Stories Contest | Nurses Week

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    The fear of dying alone is nearly universal, a fact of which anyone who has taken care of a critically ill patient is acutely aware. One aspect of the Covid-19 pandemic that has been particularly...
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    Share Your Most Memorable "What in the World" Moment Contest | Nurses Week

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    Share Your Most Memorable "What in the World" Moment Contest | Nurses Week

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    Toon Caption Contest | Nurses Week

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    The look I give my boss when asked if I want to work
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    Toon Caption Contest | Nurses Week

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    Become a nurse they said. It will be fun they said. Someone said the "Q" word.
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    Toon Caption Contest | Nurses Week

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    Husband: Sooooooo, whats for dinner
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    Doctors Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

    vmbennett replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    “The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
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    Doctors Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

    vmbennett replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    “Lidocaine, PO, for anal
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    Doctors Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

    vmbennett replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    “Benadryl has too many side effects. Let me give you a prescription of
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    Share Your Favorite Nurse Nurses Week Contest

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    I Love Lucy... Lucille
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    Make a Meme Nurses Week Contest

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    Your daily log of blood sugars indicate they have been good lately..... your A1C indicates that was a
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    Make a Meme Nurses Week Contest

    vmbennett replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    Well for someone who’s short of breath, you sure do talk a
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    Patients Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

    vmbennett replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    Yes, that was very loud sir, but I said I wanted to hear your
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    Patients Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

    vmbennett replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    Patient said- the problem is obesity runs in our family. Nurse said- no, the problem is no one runs in your
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    Caption This Cartoon Nurses Week Contest

    vmbennett replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    Will you go in and put restraints on my patient for me
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    Nursing Student Photo - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

    vmbennett replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Students

    25 lectures, 5,000 PowerPoints with extreme detail, 40 hours of clinicals, 7 care plans..... 2-3 questions per
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    Doctors Say the Darnedest Things - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

    vmbennett replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    Dr.- It looks like you are pregnant. patient- What? I'm pregnant???!! Dr.- No, but it looks like you are. "obese
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    Share Your Favorite Motivational Quote - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

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    Yes please tell us how we can improve our time management skills said the nurse, to the administrator
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    Best Tips for Nurses - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

    vmbennett replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    If your patient is yelling at you, FaceTiming, talking on the phone or eating a cheeseburger, they are REALLY NOT SHORT OF BREATH reguardless of what they say. Critical thinking, just
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    Create a Meme - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

    vmbennett replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    Go get back in your bed or I will put you in that
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    Patients Say the Darnedest Things - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

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    Karen can you get me some ice? Karen can you get me a warm blanket? Karen can you get me a bedpan? Karen this is my family, my wife Jill, my daughter Rosie, my son jack and my brother bill. Karen can...
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    Cartoon Caption Contest WIN $250! Nurses Week 2018

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    Not sure if I'm hungry or going to vomit, oh wait,
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    Cartoon Caption Contest WIN $250! Nurses Week 2018

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    Not sure if I'm hungry or going to vomit...... oh wait,
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    Nurses Week Giveaways - WIN Up To $4,000! Nurses Week 2018

    vmbennett replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    That a family member has called a physician that is on spring break, on their cell phone that hasn't been consulted and wants me to talk to him and take verbal