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  1. You put what??!!!! were???!!

    nitenite replied to snoopy29's topic in Nursing Humor

    A while back, I had an adult pt who stuck two AA batteries up his butt. Two days later, he came with a 9 volt in there and complained about how much it burned. The mind

  2. Favorite Dr or Nurse Name

    nitenite replied to sethmctenn's topic in Nursing Humor

    Proctologist: Seymore

  3. Share your "problem patient" stories!

    nitenite posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    I know I've had pt's I couldn't wait to get rid of. Some are just plain boors. This is the thread to share your stories about THOSE pt's. Wish I could find a magic book that tells me what makes an...

  4. TV shows and movies that are ruined, because you know better

    nitenite replied to HollyHobby's topic in Nursing Humor

    I get irked when I see coma patients who look pretty with their mouths closed while they're laying on their back in bed. The movie Wit with Emma Thompson always gets me. And don't get me STARTED on...

  5. True ER stories

    nitenite replied to Kel Cardaras's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh LOL. http://www.ertards.com/ I'll pass this

  6. Nurse-ified Song Titles?

    nitenite replied to nickos's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oops, You Coded Again I'm A Poop-Wiper 4

  7. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    nitenite replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh wow, you win.

  8. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    nitenite replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  9. You know your shift is going to be INSANELY busy when...

    nitenite replied to abbaking's topic in Nursing Humor

    When the first thing you see is a pt wandering the halls, and he can't find his

  10. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    nitenite replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: I woulda paid money to see

  11. Share your "problem patient" stories!

    nitenite replied to nitenite's topic in Nursing Humor

    Had a LOL come in today claiming pain. The pain is related to a bowel impaction. She's impacted because she's having an affair with Vicodin. The Vicodin is constipating her. She swears the Vicodin...

  12. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    nitenite replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Recently had a confused pt with a touch of salmonella. The poor dear realized she was going to vomit after I put her on the commode; she jumped up and bent over to vomit, and when I ran up behind her...

  13. Murphy's Laws of Nursing | Life of a Nurse

    nitenite replied to Roy Fokker's topic in Nursing Humor

    Any pt you've bathed and diapered will be covered in poo ten minutes after you leave the room to bring in the

  14. A Patient Made Me Cry Today

    nitenite replied to flightnurse2b's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    To the OP: You are proof that there are angels on

  15. funny things that have happend to you and your mates at work

    nitenite replied to melz34's topic in Nursing Humor

    I once spent half a shift with toilet paper stuck to my scrubs. Still haven't lived that

  16. How to tell you've worked too many shifts in a row

    nitenite replied to nerdtonurse?'s topic in Nursing Humor

    You ponder haldol dart guns for the rowdy kids when they get loud while you're trying to

  17. Murphy's Laws of Nursing | Life of a Nurse

    nitenite replied to Roy Fokker's topic in Nursing Humor

    A sick, but stable patient will have a sudden crisis three minutes before your shift ends---------but only if you have plans for after

  18. The strangest thing you've ever seen on an x-ray?

    nitenite replied to Spirit of Humor's topic in Nursing Humor

    A doorknob in someone's stomach. Drunk pt was dared to do it. Came in three days after swallowing the doorknob with abd pain. A little surgery and he was good to go. Funnily enough, he asked for the...

  19. Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it.

    nitenite replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Anything House has ever

  20. Dangerous nurses

    nitenite replied to funmom's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    I can't say because I don't know all the details myself. I just know the vent was mistakenly unplugged, the pt died after and there was a lawsuit. I was not at work when it happened or else I might...

  21. Dangerous nurses

    nitenite replied to funmom's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Once had a student nurse unplug a vent to plug in an IV pump and not realize it. Pt died. Massive lawsuit ensued. To this day I still wonder how someone would even consider unplugging anything in an...

  22. Murphy's nurses laws

    nitenite replied to Bortaz's topic in Nursing Humor

    -The sweetest LOL is usually the one who you'll find wandering the halls at midnight with poop in her mouth, in her hair, on her hands and in a smear on the wall she's using to support

  23. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    nitenite replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! Puke is one of my

  24. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    nitenite replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    It's such a shame how the brain can confuse the tongue. Someone said there's no dignity for people with dementia. I think they're right. Especially Alzheimer's. I had a 104 year old pt who'd had it...

  25. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    nitenite replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Sometimes I wonder how the poop-eaters can eat poop. It can't taste