SASQUATCH THE NP

SASQUATCH THE NP

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  1. Certification Frustration

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to worm9's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    I did my certification through ANCC and haven't had any problems with them at all including all of the times I have contacted them with different questions. For those who haven't taken the exam yet,...

  2. INR Question

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to makes needs known's topic in General Nursing

    What she

  3. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    YOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWw:uhoh21:

  4. INR Question

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to makes needs known's topic in General Nursing

    my best guess to their answer would be that they answered it in relation to "NORMAL" or therapeutic. Kind of silly since they didn't qualify it. Bottom line is simple. If NOT on Coumadin, anything...

  5. Patient is a famous star

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to Lara911's topic in Nursing Humor

    DANG....... too much estrogen flowing here... Gotta throw in the Testosterone point of view which so far is partially correct. Alyssa Milano - ANY haircut she wants Reese Witherspon Jennifer Love...

  6. INR Question

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to makes needs known's topic in General Nursing

    If the patient is NOT on coumadin, the INR should be negligible keeping in mind that therapeutic ranges are anywhere from 2-3.5 depending on what is being treated. Unless the patient is taking an...

  7. Funny/Strange things other hospital employees have done????

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to jessi1106's topic in Nursing Humor

    When I still worked as an ICU charge nurse, we had a resident who was well known for "making his rounds" through all of the nursing units. (Still not sure how he remained so popular since all of the...

  8. PDA Recommendations

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to WndrWmn's topic in General Nursing

    lol... it only gets worse.. Wait until you get your eyes on that one stethescope that you HAVE to have... lol don't ever lose your idealism, sense of humor, passion or compassion. Those are a few...

  9. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    I think they would disqualify us as being "professional" comics..

  10. Share Your Saying

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    "the man who said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons fire" - ___ success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. lead me, follow me, or get out of my...

  11. Snotty Physicians Office Receptionist

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    We had one of those in my office for 6 hours and 33 minutes. I know this because she walked back to where my collaborating doc and I were sitting and loudly.. (and loud enough for everyone to hear)...

  12. How do you spell relief?P A S S E D B O A R D S

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to dansingrn's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    a little late.. but

  13. Why would people choose to go to a NURSE PRACTITIONER as opposed to a physician?

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to MedicalDreams's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    because Alopaths become apoplectic at the thought of a NURSE being called a Doctor... LOL. At one point I swore I was going to do the DNP thing JUST so that for one day I could force everyone to call...

  14. PDA Recommendations

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to WndrWmn's topic in General Nursing

    I had a Palm Tungsten... went through two of them.. not because they were crappy... but because I used them so much... I combined things and went to a Palm Centro and I love it..Phone and PDA all in...

  15. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    I had a 35 year male patient who's "CNA" girlfriend did that to him. I open up the curtain, there is blood EVERYWHERE.. I just stared dumbfounded for a moment and asked her "WHAT THE @$#T#$T! Did you...

  16. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Any girl who can pull that off SCARES the Bajeezus outta me...

  17. Miracles to believe in

    SASQUATCH THE NP posted a topic in General Nursing

    In the Spirit of the Holidays... I wish all of you a truly blessed Christmas and Holiday season.. Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at the Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin...

  18. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

  19. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Don't be the girl who came into the office complaining of rectal bleeding. send her for colonoscopy that finds "Significant abrasions in the rectal vault and orifice as well as Grade 3 internal...

  20. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    reminds me of the girl who came into the ER with the complaint that she and her boyfriend couldn't find the condom he had on after they finished. She said that she made herself vomit but didn't see...

  21. i feel a rant coming on... things that make me mad!!

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to goats'r'us's topic in Developmental Disabilities

    I go home on a regular basis and tell my wife I want to adopt ... she smiles softly... gives me a hug and reminds me I can't bring every child home that grabs my heart.... Gotta stop the squishy...

  22. i feel a rant coming on... things that make me mad!!

    SASQUATCH THE NP replied to goats'r'us's topic in Developmental Disabilities

    I've read each and every one of these posts... laughed, and yes.. the giant guy cried too. I worked in a practice that had a number of special needs clients from group homes and inherited all of...