ERnurse911

ERnurse911 specializes in ER, ICU.

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1. Got any funny acronyms at your ER???

   ERnurse911 replied to RNin92's topic in Emergency

   That ones

2. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

   ERnurse911 replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

   I had an elderly lady in the ER one night and had to give her tylenol, I sat her up in bed and with a cup of water in my hand said, "Ms. Smith lets wet your whistle first", as her mouth was dry. She...

3. The Dumber than Dumb Prize... any nominations?

   ERnurse911 replied to hosa32726's topic in Nursing Humor

   :monkeydance: I once had an older gentleman check into the ER because he had not farted for the past 6 hours and was concerned he would not be able to get to sleep. Imagine the laughs throughout the...