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  1. Let's talk about acrylic nails ...

    ayemmeff replied to SC RN's topic in Nursing Professionalism

    https://allnurses.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7220&highlight=false+nails

  2. Double entendres

    ayemmeff posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Received these via e-mail today,and thought they were worth posting,even though they're mostly from the UK and the names won't mean anything to most of you... Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester...

  3. 2 Nurses needed???

    ayemmeff replied to BrandieRNq's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    No,it's about being a smart one,Mish. Well said! Ever heard the saying "Pride comes before a fall."

  4. 2 Nurses needed???

    ayemmeff replied to BrandieRNq's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    Ditto!

  5. why do some nurses forget that they were once students?

    ayemmeff replied to geleesa's topic in General Students

    Is there a conspiracy to keep us all

  6. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    ayemmeff replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    There you go! Aaawwww!!!!! That's just such a baaaad

  7. Pregnant and working as RN

    ayemmeff replied to tcolleen's topic in General Nursing

    Oh!!!!! They are bee-yew-tee-ful!! Two gorgeous

  8. nasogastric tubes

    ayemmeff replied to RNCATE's topic in Medical-Surgical

    It's the sour pond water complete with bits of pond weed,that gets me every

  9. Placenta previa - on bedrest & depressed

    ayemmeff replied to louloubell1's topic in Ob/Gyn

    Have you started scratching on the windows at passers-by yet? You've done really well,almost 3 weeks!Good on

  10. advanced maternal age

    ayemmeff replied to Liann's topic in Ob/Gyn

    My friend's husband worries about this Deespoohbear,he's 52 and their son is 8. Her answer is that NONE of us know for sure that we'll be here to see our babies grow

  11. advanced maternal age

    ayemmeff replied to Liann's topic in Ob/Gyn

    You are sweet! No wonder you're tired,Honey,thats quite a brood you've got there!You are NOT old-a family of this size would be hard work for a Mom of any age! Glad Hubbie is fully recovered,he must...

  12. advanced maternal age

    ayemmeff replied to Liann's topic in Ob/Gyn

    Can't tell if you are joking or not:eek: If you are,will you be pleased?What about Hubbie? Edited to say: please excuse my terrible nosiness!You don't have to reply if you don't want....tell me to...

  13. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    ayemmeff replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Maybe she was saving it for an attack of the munchies later

  14. anyone know where I can buy malt supec?

    ayemmeff replied to mrs.ole's topic in Ob/Gyn

    We had this problem with my eldest when he was a baby,my midwife told me to thouroughly wash an orange,pierce it and give him a couple of teaspoons of the fresh juice - wouldn't you know it,he pooped...

  15. Bottles after 3 hours

    ayemmeff replied to Dayray's topic in Ob/Gyn

    Please,please continue to stand up for your patients!!! a nurse gave my first-born a bottle in his first 24 hours(with my husbands permission,not mine-i wasnt asked!and the nurse told my husband and...

  16. Blood Glucose Monitoring

    ayemmeff replied to Tweety's topic in General Nursing

    Our night shift does the accuchecks at about 7am, insulin is given at around 8ish, breakfast arrives at 8:45(way too late IMHO). I,m personally happy to rely on the nightshift's results,UNLESS the...

  17. What Freaks You Out?

    ayemmeff replied to JennieBSN's topic in General Nursing

    I'm with the faecal emesis gang!!!!! Had a patient with terminal ca bowel,i was supposed to be passing an NG,and just as i got the stuff ready,he started vomitting waves of bm the texture of smooth...

  18. Stripes

    ayemmeff replied to Paprikat's topic in General Nursing

    re; the navy blue capes, zudy! when i started my rn training in 1988,they were standard issue as the hospital had an East and West 'wing',either side of a main road.i think the idea was to wear the...