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    Postural Screening And Trans Gender Children

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to arlingtonnurse's topic in School

    I'No. Targeting a group of students based on the genitals they were born with and telling them they must dress a certain way is misogynistic. If you want to say all students must wear a form fitting...
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    When Delegation is Unsuccessful

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to SilverBells's topic in General Nursing

    Then why did she use the word peers over
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    Professional Responsibility vs Family Needs

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to dkn86's topic in General Nursing

    Saying your fiance wasn't worried about THC use without naming anything else means it's THC from the reader's understanding. If you had said they were using hard drugs, you would have gotten a...
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    Postural Screening And Trans Gender Children

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to arlingtonnurse's topic in School

    No one is obligated to wear a bra because you think they should, and if I had a nurse tell me my child MUST wear a bra because they think it's necessary based on my child's sex, I not only would not...
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    Nurse Coaching - Holistic Nursing

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to Louise Mooney's topic in Holistic

    Yes, but not for the reason you
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    Working Under a MD or DO as a NP

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to FlameHeart's topic in Rural

    Cool story, bro. People say they want people to be honest in their assessments and often don't mean it. You sure you want my answer about your
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    Life After Probation: How's your career been?

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to Kmnurse21's topic in General Nursing

    If your license is unencumbered, there is a travel agency that will take you. I don't know the nature of the offense, but I know travelers who were on probation before they
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    Applying for RN license is CA

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to PreNursing_student BX's topic in General Nursing

    You would take the CA NCLEX to practice in CA, but honestly, why not get that sweet compact license in AR, too? Just apply for the California license after you get your AR license. Take your...
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    When Delegation is Unsuccessful

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to SilverBells's topic in General Nursing

    Don't write them up. You're a fool if you think you can impact six people's employer/employee relations and come out the winner. (I don't think you're dumb enough to do that, but then again, people...
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    Professional Responsibility vs Family Needs

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to dkn86's topic in General Nursing

    >young adult >CPS Slow your roll, overeager reefer madness reporters of the thread. Most places have decriminalized THC stateside. And she explicitly states in her post it's weed....
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    Nurse Coaching - Holistic Nursing

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to Louise Mooney's topic in Holistic

    I looked at both linked sources and had difficulty finding clear data how this improves patient
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    ICU Nurses Dealing with COVID Patients

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to MareBear112's topic in Disaster Preparation

    Why hello, high school student who is proficient in Googling enough to find this forum. You're thinking correctly. ICU nurses like myself have seen a lot of covid patients. Yes, I've seen a...
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    How to quit a job I've had for under a year...

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to Aliceozwalker's topic in General Nursing

    >I work in a clinic. >I want to leave bedside nursing. Great news, nurses who work in clinics and offices are not at the bedside. I get what you mean, but also: LOL. Depression is...
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    Just now started job but received better offer?

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to Googlenurse's topic in General Nursing

    Oh. Yeah, run. But seriously, I'd probably just shoot straight with them and give them two weeks notice and a standard
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    Nybon Nursing School Under Investigation

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to Bshade's topic in School, College Programs

    FTFW. You can set up automatic emails to go out daily to the school and NY BON until they get an answer. Call several times a week, and be a nuisance to both ends. It at least will expedite you...
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    Just now started job but received better offer?

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to Googlenurse's topic in General Nursing

    It isn't a matter of ethics. You owe the hospital nothing. The hospital owes you nothing. If you want to maintain the possibility of a future together, play by the rules. If you haven't done LTAC...
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    Constipation Matters, Cause and Treatment

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to Amy White FNP MSN BSN RN's topic in Patient Education

    I appreciate writing decently written health content. Not the great American novel, but if you got paid for writing health content over some snot nosed 23 year old with a BA in English whose Instagram...
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    ICU Nurse feeling burned out.

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to Icunurse29's topic in MICU, SICU

    Depressed ICU nurse who worked in NYC during COVID? Checks out. I also like video games and will be in NYC. I do standup, am also an ICU nurse. If we ride the subway together, we lesson our...
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    Trying to transfer to ICU - What to expect?

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to najlandoe's topic in Neuro Intensive Care, ICU

    Go in there and feel the director and manager out. Be honest about what you want. You're starting new and no one expects much. It's just important all parties feel it's a good match. Neuro ICU is...
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    Two-Headed Snake Bully Nurse

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to Milkofamnesia02's topic in General Nursing

    As someone who has worked with three morons who would gladly put you in harm's way just to make you look bad, I can relate. The people saying, "Don't give them the satisfaction of a reaction!' have...
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    How is Working the 3-11 shift with small children at home

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to Ssss94's topic in General Nursing

    With a four and six year old? Pass. If I'm going to only work part time and be exhausted and miss everything while working full time, I'd rather work 12 hour nights and get those sweet full time...
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    Traveling with an Electric Vehicle

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to abixxy's topic in Travel

    Charging it will suck in less familiar areas. I generally stick to large metropolitan areas like LA, NYC, Seattle. Another downside of getting a Tesla is that Teslas are sociopolitical statements...
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    cancelling contracts

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to esrun2015's topic in Travel

    This is just to scare whoever into compliance. If they do cancel you, if you feel it's especially dirty how they treat you, don't go
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    If you could meet any member from AllNurses in person, who would you meet?

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to SilverBells's topic in General Nursing

    This is an old message board. The lack of meet ups is surprising, but also
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    Peripheral Vasopressor Administration - Considering Catheter Gauge

    NO JOKES OR PUNS ALLOWED replied to 0.9%NormalSarah's topic in Critical Care

    This has come up so often in emergencies I'm considering printing it on a card and handing it to the nearest idiot who squalls, "yOu cAn'T pUt lEvO tHru a 22 cUz