Elderly clinic doctor: "her booty is getting bigger, I like it." Me: "Doctor, you can't say that." Doctor: "I'm old, I can say whatever I want." (Sheepish
Years ago I had a 105 year old man tell me he wanted a "pee-can". I was young and stupid. I asked if he meant a pecan. He says "no, a pee-can, pee-can. I gotta pee!" He wanted a