PeachyNurse87

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1. Patients Say the Darnedest Things

   PeachyNurse87 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Patient walks up to the nurse's station, says I'd like to pay for another night

2. Patients Say the Darnedest Things

   PeachyNurse87 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Patient: " Help, help, I'm goin' into labor " ( 87 y/o) Do you known what you're having, a boy or girl? Patient: " I'm having a litter of puppies! Five black and white puppies!

3. Doctors Say the Darnedest Things

   PeachyNurse87 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Assisting doc with a rectal procedure. We enter the patients room and he introduces us both and then names me his " rectal queen". Patient: ( giggles) rectal queen? Doc: "yeah she is the best, she...

4. Doctors Say the Darnedest Things

   PeachyNurse87 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Assisting doc with a procedure, he introduced me to the patient as his "rectal queen". Because I'm usually the only nures that will assist him with proceedures pertaining to that area, but his reason...