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O.k, for some reason I've been spammed lately with a "joke-a-day" e-mail, and for once I've decided to not block them. I'll post the jokes I get. I'm not responsible if they're lousy! :)

Feel free to add your own. Maybe we can cheer up the whole website! :)

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It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line...

"That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"

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warning the following joke contains a bad pun!

a frog hoped into a bank one day and went up to the bank manager. the manager looked down at the frog holding a bag and said "what do you want?"

wanna loan" said the frog.

the bank manager replied "you will have to see our loans manager - patty black."

so the frog hops over to patty's desk and says "wanna loan"

patty nods and starts arranging the papers when she feels a tug at her skirt and it is the frog holding up a small plastic object. puzzled she asked"what on earth is that?"

the bank manager laughed and replied.......

wait for it.........

can you guess?.........

"it's a nick nack patty black give the frog a loan"

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