Paying People To Do Meaningless Online ED

[Emergent]

I was talking to a former coworker from the ER who retired about four years ago. We are going to get together. She told me that she used to pay the ER techs and unit secretaries cash to do all the stupid online bs that is worse and worse every year. Of course we were talking about how idiotic the so-called education modules are. It's absolutely ridiculous. I told her that I I have another friend who retired right before all the education was due, because she was so fed up with the stupidity that is spewed out by regulatory.

[JKL33]

Awesome scenarios where you have to pay close attention and figure out what they did wrong:

1.

"Heyyy Rachelllllllle-sitting-at-your-computer-in-the-business-office"

>>Oh, hey Steve! What's up?

"Um, I was just hoping you could get up from your computer and go check out this thing for me so I could steal proprietary information while you're gone??"

>>Derp....oh, sure Steve! Be right back!

Steve leans over desk and steals the info.

What went wrong and what should you do???

 

2.

Disheveled doctor comes out from trauma doors with untucked scrubs and big white clown tennis shoes, comes up to people in WR and says:

"Are you with the gunshot wound?"

>>People look around like are-you-talking-to-me

"Well, I'm extremely sorry but we tried everything and he was just bleeding out everywhere. So Terri....Terri? Could you come get their funeral home information? Thanks. Terri is going to help you. Bye.

What, pray tell, went wrong, and what should have happened???