Published Mar 18, 2005
JBudd, MSN
3,836 Posts
You know you've waited too long to take a vacation when your mother takes you on a Mediterranean cruise, you get to Italy, stand in line for half an hour to get to see Michalangelo's "David": and all you can think of when you see the statue is "wow, what massive pedal edema! and I could put a 14 in that hand without a tourniquet!!" :rotfl:
(His feet are oversized to stabalize the statue, and the hands exagerated to show strength).
Ted
624 Posts
Yikes!! I've had similiar thoughts. . . on my vacations!!
:chuckle
Very funny! :) Very true. . .
Cheers! :)
malenurse1
171 Posts
The saddest part of the whole thing is that we are all guilty of this! We spend part of the shift on payday playing vacation time lotto ... ya know how it goes ... the one with the most hours accrued wins bragging rights! Pathetic, isn't it? :chair: