Onions and Tannenbaum...

Nurses Humor


Onions and Christmas tree (the truth hurts...?)

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.

In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and

firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but

hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."


"Yes, see them and they make you cry."


A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes

through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."


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Oh how that is so true :rotfl: :rotfl:

allnurses Guide

Spidey's mom, ADN, BSN, RN

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Onions! Yep, I'm crying. Still breastfeeding, but crying all the same. :crying2: :chuckle


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Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.
boobs.gif Hehehehehehehe, This was funny. I do believe that I fall into the pear stage of the game laughingbunny.gif
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