Funny/Not so funny experiences with OB Doctors and ancillar personnell.... - page 3

i wondered if it was a good idea to start this topic, but something tells me everyone has some story or event to relate regarding a doctor or other staff member... you know how sometimes those... Read More

  1. by   magz53
    The story about the doc's butt crack reminded me of an incident a couple of years ago. Doc checking patient who claimed she was "leaking fluid". We were in a tiny treatment room, he takes the speculum out and it is full of fresh, liquified semen and SPLAT ! on the floor. He immediately bent over to wipe it up which was a surprise in itself. With the room being so tiny, I was trapped in a corner behind him and when I looked down, all I could see was a 6 inch slice of his crack........he took forever to wipe up the slime and somehow I could not look away from the crack !! I could feel my stomach start to lurch and honestly......I don't know what made me sicker........the glob of semen on the floor or the sight of his hairy crack !!!! We still laugh about it on the floor.......everybody makes me tell new nurses the story.
  2. by   ConnieNTX
    [I have no idea what she said to the family after I left, but she apologized to me when she came out. When I went back in the family commented that that was the first time she had shut her mouth all day.


    This was GREAT!