Your A Nurse If..... - page 2

The front of you scrubs read: ' to save your ass, not kiss it!' You occasionally park in the space with the 'Physicians Only' sign, and knock it over. You believe tontine treatment... Read More

  1. by   micro
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by NAYRN98
    Oh how many times have I done the 27 minutes left of the shift from hell happy dance!!!
    Thanks for the laugh
    Nay :roll
    :imbar :roll :stone :stone :kiss :kiss me, too!!!!!!!
  2. by   RN6699
    Thanks!! I needed a good laugh!
  3. by   GoofyERRN
    These are great! For similar ways to tell if "You might be an ER Nurse..." email me at <> and I'll send you over 200!
    Yep, that's me,
  4. by   aus nurse
    Reabock, have you got your answer to the tontine question?
    Tontine meaning pillow and treatment meaning the temptation to hold over someone's face!
  5. by   Carer
    I can relate to the End of Shift Happy Dance.
  6. by   Jon Day
    Fantastic - I hope you post somemore soon!
  7. by   debbyed
    :roll :chuckle :roll X2
  8. by   micro
    I am buying the book!!!!!
  9. by
    this is so great!!!! I needed a great laugh.
  10. by   SoniaNurseRep
    Very good Betts. You were definitely talking about me. thanks for the laugh.
  11. by   Traci308
    YES!!!, This is just what the nurse needed after the shift from hell.

  12. by   goats'r'us
    Quote from betts
    Absorbent nonwovens and papers for the food products, hygiene and medical industries. Bleached waddings in sheet and disc form for chemical and beverage filtration, litho wipes and metal polishing, and medical and packaging applications, from cellulose.

    Nursing/Medical Uses

    Cellosene- A pure cellulose wadding in a roll form for incontinence management and which totally disintegrates through toilet systems.

    Swabs- Non-woven 100% pure cellulose swabs

    Tray Liners- For surgical and dental instruments

    Bench protection- Plastic coated papers for use in laboratories and bench spillage protection

    Incontinence- Many sizes and grades of coated sheets for beds and chairs etc...

    um, isn't the tontine treatment a pillow over the head, with firm pressure applied.. tontine being a leading brand of pillow?
  13. by   jess_m
    If your children use the term nauseated instead of "tummy ache" or even nauseous.