Watch what you wish for!! LOL

  1. a nursing assistant, floor nurse, and charge nurse from a small nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room. in walks a lady dressed in silk scarfs and wearing large polished stoned jewlery.
    "i am 'gina the great'," stated the lady. "i am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my aunt that i will now grant the next three wishes!" with a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke, the room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of drink, proving that she did have the power to grant wishes before any of the nurses could think otherwise.

    the nurses quickly aurgued among themselves as to which one would ask for the first wish. speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first.
    "i wish i were on a tropical island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my every need." with a puff of smoke, the nursing assistant was gone.
    the floor nurse went next."i wish i were rich and retired and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well groomed men feeding me coccoa and doughnuts." with a puff of smoke, she too was gone.

    "now, what is the last wish?" asked the lady.
    the charge nurse said," i want those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break."
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    7 Comments

  3. by   GingerSue
    liked it.
  4. by   malenurse1
    Whats a lunch break?!?
  5. by   madwife2002
    Quote from malenurse1
    Whats a lunch break?!?
  6. by   kellisdomain
    lol so true!!!
  7. by   Amogee
    Hahaahaa! true
  8. by   nursedawn67
    Quote from malenurse1
    Whats a lunch break?!?
    That's that 10 minute period where you inhale some food or something that resembles edible food and then take off running for the floor to finish work.
  9. by   malenurse1
    Quote from Cameron67
    That's that 10 minute period where you inhale some food or something that resembles edible food and then take off running for the floor to finish work.
    Thanks for clearing that up for me! I thought it was some new ortho injury that I had missed reading about in my nursing journals!

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