What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?
"Some a$$hole has my pen!"
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
She was taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Last edit by brian on Feb 21, '05
Feb 5, '05
I liked the pen one......big smile.
Feb 15, '05
every time wish not to be a big pen.once my friend didn`t find the thermometer at all of course he knews where it is.
Feb 21, '05
I had been an LNA for about 6 months and an ADN student for 4 when we were on clinical rotation for the first time. The instructor explained to us about the thermometer used on the floor. I exclaimed "Oh God!, I always use the red one." At which point the entire group broke up.