The Train Ride

  1. In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

    When they leave the tunnel, Bush has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

    (1) Bo Derek thought - "That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped Bush by mistake."

    (2) Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek and she accidently smacked Bush instead of him."

    (3) George Bush thought - "Bill put his hand on Bo Derek and by mistake she slapped me."

    (4) Bill Clinton thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack George again."
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  3. by   jnette
    OMG, that was just tooooooooooooo funny !!!

    Thanx for a good bellylaugh first thing in the morning !
  4. by   bedpan

    Happy to share it!
  5. by   gwenith
    Heard another variant but ths one is funnier!!!
  6. by   debbyed
    :roll :chuckle

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