The Bet

  1. an elderly woman walked into the bank of canada one
    morning with a purse full of money. she wanted to
    open a savings account and insisted on talking to the
    president of the bank because, she said, she had a lot
    of money. after many lengthy discussions (after all,
    the client is always right), an employee took the
    elderly woman to the president's office.

    the president of the bank asked her how much she
    wanted to deposit. she placed her purse on his desk
    and replied, "$165,000". the president was curious
    and asked her how she had been able to save so much
    the elderly woman replied that she made bets.
    the president was surprised and asked, "what kind of
    the elderly woman replied, "well, i bet you $25,000
    that your testicles are square."

    the president started to laugh and told the woman
    that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
    the woman never batted an eye. she just looked at the
    president and said, "would you like to take my bet?"
    certainly", replied the president. "i bet you $25,000
    that my testicles are not square."
    done", the elderly woman answered. "but given the
    amount of money involved, if you don't mind i would
    like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with
    my lawyer as a witness."
    no problem", said the president of the bank
    that night, the president became very nervous about
    the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror
    examining his testicles, turning them this way and
    that, checking them over again and again until he was
    positive that no one could consider his testicles as
    square and reassuring himself that there was no way
    he could lose the bet.
    the next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly
    woman arrived at the president's office with her
    lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day
    before that the president's testicles were square.
    the president confirmed that the bet was the same as
    the one made the day before. then the elderly woman
    asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her
    lawyer could see clearly. the president was happy to
    the elderly woman came closer so she could see better
    and asked the president if she could touch them.
    of course", said the president.."given the amount of
    money involved, you should be 100% sure."
    the elderly woman did so with a little smile.
    suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was
    banging his head against the wall. he asked the
    elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied,
    oh, it's probably because i bet him $100,000 that
    around 10 o'clock in the morning i would be holding
    the testicles of the president of the bank of canada!"

    Last edit by FranEMTnurse on Feb 20, '04
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  3. by   unknown99
    Love It !!!!!!!
  4. by   beckymcrn

    That is hysterical!!!
    :roll :roll