Rules for dating my daughter - page 2

Rule One - If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as heck not picking anything up. Rule Two - You do not touch my daughter in front of me.... Read More

  1. by   Daywalker
    *snort* I live in Leafs country, and with the way they've been performing for the last 20 years, the hockey game is the lace to go to break up.
  2. by   FC_boi
    I like rule number 4...hahaha
  3. by   siouxsieyq
    Reminds me of the "application to date my daughter" that floated around our house. Asked questions like "Do you own a van?" and "Next of kin?" My father also enjoyed showing perspective suiters his hunting equiptment and the blank spot on the wall between the two deer heads with a sign that said "reserved"