Nurses Humor
Published Jul 11, 2003
jnette, ASN, EMT-I
4,388 Posts
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain
about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore,
went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.
Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing
happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
nowplayingEDRN
799 Posts
sanakruz, ADN
735 Posts
Aren't his hands made of wood too? Guess he discovered an emery board his girlfriend left behind
Ok, I'm expansive today. I'll leave now. Bye.
Originally posted by sanakruz Aren't his hands made of wood too? Guess he discovered an emery board his girlfriend left behind Ok, I'm expansive today. I'll leave now. Bye.
No, Silly ! Read it again !
Good_Queen_Bess
276 Posts
I thought rubbing two pieces of wood together made fire. Or hasn't fire been discovered yet in America? Sorry, couldn't resist!