Modern Christmas Traditions in the Emergency Department:

[sunnygirl272]

modern christmas traditions in the emergency department: the top ten!

10. bayberry scented ammonia capsules.

9. replace foley lubricant with cranberry sauce.

8. complimentary "makeover" with every 10th kwell™ shower.

7. tinsel decorations on ct scanner often mimics a subdural hematoma.

6. holiday special: 2 for 1 drug abscess drainage.

5. narcan™ for everybody!!!

4. play "find the rock cocaine" body cavity search for the p.d.

3. festive holiday decorations made from cut-off cock-rings.

2. three words: screw top eggnog.

1. and new for 2002: defibrillate me, elmo!

[tattooednursie, LVN]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! I wonder if there is any for a LTC facility . . . if u can think of some let me know.

[ptnurse]

Cock rings???? I don't think I even want to know (for sure) what this is all about.