Nurses Humor
Published Apr 7, 2003
nursetobe-babe
31 Posts
>Men are like ... Laxatives ...They irritate the shit out of you.
>Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
>Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.
>Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
>Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
>Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
>Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.
>Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
>Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
>Men are like .... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo
long to mature.
>Men are like .... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
>Men are like .... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
>Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
>Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
Burnt Out, ASN, RN
647 Posts
:chuckle
MandyInMS
652 Posts
hehehe....too cute :)