Little Old Ladies...

  1. there was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. the preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. after much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his pay check.

    > >after six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. > >there was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. > >finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd. "having children is an act of god!" silence fell upon the congregation. no one dare challenge the thought.

    > >in the back of the room a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice >said: "snow and rain are also acts of god, but when we get too much, we wear rubbers!"

    > >don't you just love little old ladies! ! >
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  3. by   karenG
    sounds like my gran was that little old lady............

  4. by   unknown99
    That is so funny!!!
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle