1. If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?

    How many weeks are there in a light year?

    You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance

    How come wrong numbers are never busy?

    What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

    Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

    How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

    Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

    Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways

    If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

    If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

    How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
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