Gonna be a bear....

  1. In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

    When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

    Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

    When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

    If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

    If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

    Yup...gonna be a bear.
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    Specialty: 34 year(s) of experience in Leadership/Critical Care/Surgery/Seniors


  3. by   Gator,SN
    This is cute! I can relate~
  4. by   DebsZoo
    Love it, Stormy...........hope ya don't mind, I borrowed it to share with some friends
  5. by   panda_181
    I had this one too! I thought I had put it on here, but now I can't remember...I love it!

  6. by   J-RN student
    That was cute!:chuckle
  7. by   Mimi Wheeze
    OMG! I just realized something! I AM a bear!

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