You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags --
They are Male, because they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers --
They are Female, because once turned off,
it takes a while to warm them up again.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire --
Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon --
Male, because, to get it to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under it,
and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges --
Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page --
Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway --
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass --
Female, because over time,
the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer --
Male, because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control --
Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male.
But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.