1. Three women are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first lady presses her forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at her curiously. "That's my pager," she says, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second woman lifts her palm to her ear. When she finishes she explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes she returns with a piece of toiler paper hanging from her butt. The others raise their eyebrows. "Oh excuse me she says, I'm getting a fax.":nurse: :rotfl:
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  3. by   jnette

    THAT'S GREAT !!!!!!!
  4. by   renerian
    To funny!!!!!!!!!!!!:roll :roll

  5. by   Lynn_RN
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  6. by   J-RN student
    That was funny!:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  7. by   CMERN
    LMAO..i laughed till I ..see i cant even type.:roll
  8. by   Shevalove
    Love it!!
  9. by   emily_mom
  10. by   Babe
    :chuckle Thank you , thank you, it was time for a good laugh, THANKS:kiss
  11. by   Sourdough
    Thankyou....thankyou thankyou!!!!That was hilarious!!!!
  12. by   MelSky

    that was a good one!! LOL
  13. by   canoehead
    I'll have to remember that for the next time it happens to me.
  14. by   Mkue
    SO FUNNY, thanks!! :roll :chuckle