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Three women are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first lady presses her forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at her curiously. "That's my pager," she says, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second woman lifts her palm to her ear. When she finishes she explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes she returns with a piece of toiler paper hanging from her butt. The others raise their eyebrows. "Oh excuse me she says, I'm getting a fax.":nurse: :rotfl:

Three women are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first lady presses her forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at her curiously. "That's my pager," she says, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second woman lifts her palm to her ear. When she finishes she explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes she returns with a piece of toiler paper hanging from her butt. The others raise their eyebrows. "Oh excuse me she says, I'm getting a fax.":nurse: :rotfl:

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THAT'S GREAT !!!!!!!

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

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THAT'S GREAT !!!!!!!

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To funny!!!!!!!!!!!!:roll :roll :D

renerian

Specializes in MS Home Health.

To funny!!!!!!!!!!!!:roll :roll :D

renerian

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That was funny!:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

:rotfl: LMAO..i laughed till I :crying2:..see i cant even type.:roll

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