[color=#c0c0c0]i shave my legs, i sit down to pee
and i can justify any shopping spree.
i can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas
can talk to my friends about the size of my a--.(butt)
[color=#c0c0c0]my beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
at least i can admit to others when i'm wrong.
i don't drive in circles at any cost,
and i don't have a problem admitting i'm lost.
i never forget an important date
you just gotta deal with it, i'm usually late
i don't watch movies with lots of gore
don't need instant replay to remember the score.
don't say to your friends, oh yeah, i can get her
in your dreams, my dear, i can do better!
flowers are okay, but jewelry's best.
would you look at my face, not at my chest!
i don't have a problem with
expressing my feelings
i know when you're lying,
you look at the ceiling .
don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick.
i am a woman, get it, tom, harry and dick?
ps if you click on you're mouse, it'll highlight
Last edit by FranEMTnurse on Jul 5, '04
Jul 5, '04