Experienced Nurse vs. Graduate Nurse - page 5

A Graduate Nurse throws up when the patient does....An Experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a pt. throws up A Graduate Nurse wears so many pins on their name tag you can't read it....An... Read More

  1. by   Nurse4TI
    :roll HEhehehehehehehehe. Guess which one I am. (*****)
  2. by   GaleSRN
    A graduate nurse comes to work with her pretty new expensive stethoscope. The experienced nurse uses whatever is around because the Doctors will walk away with them anyway; along with the pens and your cup of coffee.
    A graduate nurse reads the H and P thoroughly and writes up care plans; the experienced nurse has seen whatever the patient has so many times, she doesn't need to read the H and P (she/he could probably write it better than the Resident). She makes the Graduate nurse write the care plan.
  3. by   CapeCodMermaid
    Funny except for the catheter comment.