ER Jam

  1. The other night, my night shift cronies wrote the following, they set it music and rapped it, they had a very slow night. I thought you might enjoy.

    ER Jam

    Working every night on this hill,
    Everybody just wants a pill.......from us

    My belly hurts, I broke my hip
    Won't ya just write me a script......Lorcet Plus

    I want a shot, get on the ball!
    You better not bring me Toradol

    Where's Intake, I must confide
    I'm contemplating suicide

    Skanky chicks who don't excersize
    Want Dr. Slowhand to pelvisice

    Patients come here and then get sour
    Cause we can't treat them in an hour

    Hurry now, I got a splinter in my crack
    That's much worse than a heart attack

    They take a bunch of pills and OD
    Then ask us for some OCs

    If you don"t behave then you'll feel our wrath
    A fourteen gauge and a foley cath

    This is our life, it's what we do
    Now I bet you wish you could do it too.

    by AV and WM
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    Joined: Oct '02; Posts: 21
    RN IN ER


  3. by   SandyB
    I didn't think there were slow nights.
    The ER sure does have it's own sense of humor! LOL
  4. by   cmggriff
    That needs to be recorded. I think it will go platinum. Gary
  5. by   Darlene K.
  6. by   Andy S.
    Tooo cute!!!!!!! Dr. Slowhand...............hahahahahahahahahaha
    Thx for the laugh defib queen!!!!

  7. by   traumaRUs
    That's great...we need that in our ER>.
  8. by   J-RN student
  9. by   Chiaramonte
    When can we expect it to be recorded???
    Definitely will be our background theme!!!

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