Diet for Men

[nowplayingEDRN]

I hope that this does not account for male bashing...but this is sooo funny!

Diet For Men

A fellow was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lb., due to very serious

health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across

an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed.

Yeah, right!" he thought to himself. But, desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10-pound weight loss program.

The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there

stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing

but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself

as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can

catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought he takes off after her.

A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I

like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the

next two days and the same thing happens.

On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost

10 pounds, as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20-pound

program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,

beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens and much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 pounds, as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50-pound

program. "Are you sure?", asks the representative on the phone. "This is

our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day

there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons

standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his

neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine

[rnnurse2be]

BAWHAWWWWW ...... Heeeeee Hooooooooo Hawwwwww

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

OMG, I just read this !!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR !!!

[KIWIRN]

LOL :roll

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Originally posted by jnette

OMG, I just read this !!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR !!!

And I know that you are laughing too, Jeanette....hehehehehehe!!

[4XNURSE]

Originally posted by UntamedSpirit

I hope that this does not account for male bashing...but this is sooo funny!

NO! That is just plain funny! You ain't bashin nobody!

ken

[nowplayingEDRN]

Ken,

Thank you. It is refreshing to run into a fella with a sick, warped and twisted sense of humor to rival my own!!

[4XNURSE]

Hey Untamed!

- That guy on the left, on "what is a "sonofab***h", - - That is me!

(or could be, anyway)

ken

[Brita01]

Oh, that was soooooo funny. YOU are bad. :roll

[nowplayingEDRN]

Ken...if that were you and I was the one tryin to diffuse the bomb....if we made it out alive....Buddy, you better run for yer life cause you would be payin dearly......hehehehehehehehe!!