Diet for Men

1. I hope that this does not account for male bashing...but this is sooo funny!
   
   Diet For Men
   
   A fellow was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lb., due to very serious
   health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across
   an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed.
   Yeah, right!" he thought to himself. But, desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10-pound weight loss program.
   
   The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
   stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing
   but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself
   as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can
   catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought he takes off after her.
   A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I
   like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the
   next two days and the same thing happens.
   
   On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
   10 pounds, as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20-pound
   program.
   
   The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
   beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens and much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 pounds, as promised.
   
   He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50-pound
   program. "Are you sure?", asks the representative on the phone. "This is
   our most rigorous program."
   
   "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day
   there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons
   standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his
   neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine

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3. 
   Jun 25, '03

   BAWHAWWWWW ...... Heeeeee Hooooooooo Hawwwwww
4. 
   Jun 30, '03

   
   OMG, I just read this !!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR !!!
5. 
   Jul 2, '03

   LOL :roll
6. 
   Jul 2, '03

   Originally posted by jnette
   
   OMG, I just read this !!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR !!!

   And I know that you are laughing too, Jeanette....hehehehehehe!!
7. 
   Jul 2, '03

   Originally posted by UntamedSpirit
   I hope that this does not account for male bashing...but this is sooo funny!
   
   

   NO! That is just plain funny! You ain't bashin nobody!
   
   ken
8. 
   Jul 2, '03

   Ken,
   
   Thank you. It is refreshing to run into a fella with a sick, warped and twisted sense of humor to rival my own!!
9. 
   Jul 2, '03

   Hey Untamed!
   
   - That guy on the left, on "what is a "sonofab***h", - - That is me!
   (or could be, anyway)
   
   ken
10. 
    Jul 2, '03

    Oh, that was soooooo funny. YOU are bad. :roll
11. 
    Jul 7, '03

    Ken...if that were you and I was the one tryin to diffuse the bomb....if we made it out alive....Buddy, you better run for yer life cause you would be payin dearly......hehehehehehehehe!!

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