1. A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing
    is as good as it used to be, what should I do?"

    The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your
    wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her
    and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer
    asking the question until she hears you."

    The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands
    fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?"

    He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again.

    Still no response, so he moves to five feet. No answer.

    Finally he stands directly behind her and says,
    "Honey, what's for supper?"

    She replies,
    "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf idiot!"
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  3. by   cursenurse
    that's cute!:chuckle
  4. by   ?burntout
    :chuckle :chuckle
  5. by   Darlene K.
    This is too funny.

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