Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged:

Nurses Humor

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Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

Kevin

Oh yeah, I just finished forwarding those....they are great!!! I just can never laugh enough, and I really needed the laugh right now. Thanks!!!

Way Too Funny!!!

I think that maybe with "jingle bells" you could add...

jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells ...go to the bathrooom...jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...turn the lights off three times...jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...go to bed....get up wondering if you rang the bells three times....do it again three times just to make sure...jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...go back to bed...did I really ring those bells three times? jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...

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