Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......
Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me
Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
I think that maybe with "jingle bells" you could add...
jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells ...go to the bathrooom...jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...turn the lights off three times...jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...go to bed....get up wondering if you rang the bells three times....do it again three times just to make sure...jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...go back to bed...did I really ring those bells three times? jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...
HRHNurse Carol
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Oh yeah, I just finished forwarding those....they are great!!! I just can never laugh enough, and I really needed the laugh right now. Thanks!!!