Chinese Lawyer

  1. [font=Comic Sans MS]A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
    So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to
    watch and report any activities that might develop.
    A few days later, he received this report:

    [font=Comic Sans MS]Most honorable sir:

    [font=Comic Sans MS]You leave house.
    He come house.
    I watch.
    He and she leave house.
    I follow.
    He and she get on train.
    I follow.
    He and she go in hotel.
    I climb tree-look in window.
    He kiss she.
    She kiss he.
    He strip she.
    She strip he.
    He play with she.
    She play with he.
    I play with me.
    fall out of tree, not see.

    [font=Comic Sans MS]NO FEE!
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  3. by   suzy253
    [font=Comic Sans MS]...I play with me..and fall out of fee.

    [font=Comic Sans MS]oh boy!!! you're fresh tonight, huh Fran?
  4. by   FranEMTnurse
    Yeh, I got one of them energy bursts. And when I get them I go full blast, because I don't know when I'll get another.