1. A woman walks into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist, " I need some
    arsenic. "

    The pharmacist asks, " Why do you need arsenic? " The lady responds,
    " I want to kill my husband. " The pharmacist says, " I'm sorry
    ma'am, I can't give it to you for that reason. " The woman then
    pulls out a photo of a man and a women in a very compromising position
    and shows it to the pharmacist. The man in the photo is the womens
    husband and the women in the photo is the pharmacists wife. The
    pharmacist then says, " I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't realize you had a
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  3. by   Furball
    Hee hee...good joke. You reminded me of something.

    I once had a pt taking arsenic IV to rx cancer. Her dose was due and I couldn't find it ANYWHERE! It's quite expensive and pharmacy told me my only option was to FIND IT! So, I called the day nurse at home who had ordered it to find out where she "hid" it. Well, she wasn't home but her mom said she'd take a message and try to beep her. Can you imagine getting this message? " Tell "S" that I can't find the arsenic for pt "B" and it's due NOW!!!

    "Arsenic? Did you say arsenic?" She couldn't get over it.....hee hee. "A-R-S-E-N-I-C ?" Yes! The arsenic! The arsenic!

    It was hysterical......
  4. by   boopchick
    Hehe!! :roll
  5. by   ShortFuse_LPN
    LOL Furball! That would be funny to try to explain!