Arsenic

1. A woman walks into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist, " I need some
   arsenic. "
   
   The pharmacist asks, " Why do you need arsenic? " The lady responds,
   " I want to kill my husband. " The pharmacist says, " I'm sorry
   ma'am, I can't give it to you for that reason. " The woman then
   pulls out a photo of a man and a women in a very compromising position
   and shows it to the pharmacist. The man in the photo is the womens
   husband and the women in the photo is the pharmacists wife. The
   pharmacist then says, " I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't realize you had a
   prescription."
   :chuckle

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   About ShortFuse_LPN, LPN

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3. 
   May 20, '03

   Hee hee...good joke. You reminded me of something.
   
   
   I once had a pt taking arsenic IV to rx cancer. Her dose was due and I couldn't find it ANYWHERE! It's quite expensive and pharmacy told me my only option was to FIND IT! So, I called the day nurse at home who had ordered it to find out where she "hid" it. Well, she wasn't home but her mom said she'd take a message and try to beep her. Can you imagine getting this message? " Tell "S" that I can't find the arsenic for pt "B" and it's due NOW!!!
   
   "Arsenic? Did you say arsenic?" She couldn't get over it.....hee hee. "A-R-S-E-N-I-C ?" Yes! The arsenic! The arsenic!
   
   It was hysterical......
4. 
   May 20, '03

   Hehe!! :roll
5. 
   May 20, '03

   LOL Furball! That would be funny to try to explain!

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