A Doctor's Wish

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A pediatrician, a cardiologist, and a neurosurgeon were walking on the beach. The pediatrician stubbed his toe on an object, picked it up and discovered it was a lamp. The pediatrician rubbed the lamp with his sleeve to clean it and a genie appeared. "To show my gratitude for being released from the lamp, I will grant you three wishes" said the genie.

The pediatrician who found the lamp said "I want to be 25% smarter so I can be the greatest pediatrician in the world!" Poof! He was 25% smarter and became the greatest pediatrician in the world. The cardiologist said with distain, "He always did think small, I want to be 50% smarter and become the greatest caridiologist in the world." Poof! He was 50% smarter and became the greatest cariologist in the world. The neurosurgeon said with disgust, "Niether one of them ever had any ambition. I, however, will rise to the top! I want to be 100% smarter than I am now and become the greatest neurosurgeon in the world!"

The genie said "I will grant your wish, but I must warn you that I cannot reverse any changes that your wish may bring upon you." The neurosurgeon said, "I don't care what changes occur. I want to be 100% smarter!" "OK" said the genie, "Your wish is my command!" Poof! "You're a nurse!"

:D

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Specializes in Obstetrics, M/S, Psych.

labornurse

Love it:chuckle :chuckle

One of the OB docs on our unit actually admitted that nurses have to be smarter than doctors. His reasoning: doctors are task oriented, while nurses need to know it all! Smart doc, eh?

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Specializes in ICU.

What is the difference betwen an orderly and an orthopaedic surgeon?

The orderly knows the name of TWO antibiotics.

What is an orthopaedic surgeon's definition of a heart?

Keflin pump!

What is the difference between an intensivist and a Rotwieller

The Rotwweiller will let go when you are dead!

And I can't decide about this last one - you decide

Why do they put nails in coffin lids?

So Oncologists can't give one last dose of chemotherapy

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Q:What is the difference between a nun and an OR nurse?

A: A nun serves only one God!

Q: What is the difference between puppies and surgeons?

A: When puppies grow up, they stop whining.

Q: What do you call a basement full of surgeons?

A: A "whine" cellar!

:lol2:

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Specializes in ICU.

How many Cardiac Surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but all he has to do is hold it in the air and with world will turn around him!

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:lol2: :rotfl: Love them all.. so true!!
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Specializes in Clinical Risk Management.

Thanks for the laughs!

:roll

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The one about Nunns only serving one God....

On Nurses day, our Nurses all wear a button on their scrubs with this on it.

I think its their gift for the day. They consider it a shift long therapy session.

Dave

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:roll

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Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

Too frickin funny!!!! :rotfl:

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