"ol' fart" Football....

  1. >Football:

    > >An old married couple no sooner hits the pillows when
    > >the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
    > >
    > >His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was
    > >that?"
    > >
    > >The old man replied, "It's fart football."
    > >
    > >A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
    > >"Touchdown, tie score"
    > >
    > >After about five minutes the old man lets another one
    > >go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7"
    > >
    > >Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and
    > >says, "Touchdown, tie score."
    > >
    > >Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker
    > >and says, "Field Goal, I lead 17 to 14."
    > >
    > >Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get
    > >beat by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat
    > >is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's
    > >got, and accidentally craps in the bed.
    > >
    > >The wife says "What the hell was that?"
    > >
    > >The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
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  4. by   tattooednursie
    OMG! Sharing that one at work. Thanks, I needed a laugh.
  5. by   nowplayingEDRN
    OMGGggggggg!!!! GROSSSSSSssssssssss!!!!!!
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