"Attention! Walmart Shoppers!"

  1. Vintage Wal-Mart

    BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be
    able to sample a new discount item -- Wal-Mart's own brand
    of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with
    E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits
    at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range.

    While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle
    of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is
    a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy Micken, professor
    of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I.
    She said: "The right name is important."

    So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names
    for Wal-Mart Wine:

    12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
    11. White Trashfindel
    10. Big Red Gulp
    9. Grape Expectations
    8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
    7. NASCAR Bernet
    6. Chef Boyardeaux
    5. Peanut Noir
    4. Chateau des Moines
    3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
    2. World Championship Wriesling

    And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine . . .

    1. Nasti Spumante
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  3. by   donmurray
    He he he he!
    The Scottish appellation for this collection would be "electric soup!"
  4. by   cmggriff
    I liked number 3 best. Gary