Nursing Ecards to Brighten Your Day

[adventure_rn, MSN, NP]

So, I should be sleeping in prep for my night shift. But instead I'm talking to you fun folks!

Found some of these the other day in my bookmarked favorites. My nursing school friends and I used to send them to each other as a coping mechanism to laugh through the pain.

Please contribute!

Nursing friendships are a different kind of love, like I'll hold the *** cheeks while you clean the *** crack kinda love!

Nurses eat their young, you say? False. Nurses do not eat anything - for 8-12 hours at a time.

Nurses. Excelling in "bad-assery" since 1860.

I've seen more penises than a prostitute. Happy Nurses Week!

And for all you student nurse homies out there:

Nursing school is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and you're on fire and everything is on fire and you're in hell.

Nursing school: where every answer is correct, but you're still probably wrong.

Happy Friday!

[adventure_rn, MSN, NP]

I avoid unhealthy looking people at the mall for fear that I may have to perform CPR on my day off.

I see you've scratched your pinky toe... It's a good thing you've come to the ER for that. If you could just push that stroke victim out of your way we will operate ASAP.

No Dr. Dumbass, I will not do that to my patient. Could you please consult with Dr. Google before you speak out loud again?

Showering won't be enough after today. I'll need to be autoclaved.

I'm considering changing my job title. How does "Bowel Movement Supervisor" sound?

here's to the labor nurse who gave me a wink when she said the baby looked just like daddy!

Nursing. Where else can you experience the thrill of watching total strangers poop in front of you like it was totally your business?

If you ask for dilaudid and a sandwich in the same sentence, you're getting neither!!

I just can't stop myself.

I should go to sleep now.

[tejon, DNP, NP]

Why can't patients have medical emergencies when I'm around? It's like they don't want me to experience any excitement at all.

Be nice to your nurse. We decide how much of that dose of dilaudid your doctor ordered gets accidentally squirted on the floor.

I wonder why everyone is allergic to tramadol, Tylenol, ibuprofen, and toradol these days?

Yes, we are placing bets on your ETOH level. And I wouldn't pull that foley out if you ever want to cough with confidence again.

Be nice to nurses. They're the ones that keep the doctors from accidently killing you.

[schavis]

I love ecards. These are great