Surgeon:
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a train
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Talks with God
Internist:
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water, if the sea in calm
Talks with God if a special request is approved
General Practitioner:
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Can fire a speeding bullet
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Is occasionally addressed by God
Resident:
Barely clears a picket fence
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Swims well
Talks with animals
Intern:
Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to climb buildings
Is run over by the train
Is not issued ammunation
Doggie paddles
Talks to walls
Medical Student:
Runs into buildings
Wets himself with a water pistol
Cannot stay afloat without floaties
Mumbles to himself
Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
Nurse:
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks trains off the track
Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
Freezes wather with a single glance
The nurse in GOD!!!!
