New Hospital Wing

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When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a

new wing to their hospital,

the Allergists voted to scratch it

the Dermatologists advised no rash moves

the Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it

the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve

the Obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a misconception.

the Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted

the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"

the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"

the Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness

the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing

the Radiologists could see right through it!

the Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow

the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

the Podiatrists thought it was a step forward

the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

the Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas

the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some

___hole who didn't give a s___.

[pghfoxfan]

How bout....

The Electrophysiologist was shocked by there decision

[suebird3]

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