Neat, funny poem for Nurses

Nurses General Nursing


The Ranks of a Hospital


Leaps tall buildings in a single bound

Is more productive than a train

Is faster than a speeding bullet

Walks on water

Talks with God


Leaps short buildings in a single bound

Is more powerful than a switch engine

Is faster than a speeding BB

Walks on water if the sea is calm

Talks with God if special request is approved

General Practitioner:

Leaps short buildings with a running

start and favorable winds

Is almost as powerful as a switch engine

Can fire a speeding bullet

Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool

Is occasionally addressed by God


Barely clears a picket fence

Loses tug-of-war with a train

Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting


Swims well

Talks with animals


Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying

to leap buildings

Is run over by a train

Is not issued ammunition

Dog paddles

Talks to walls

Medical Student:

Runs into buildings

Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times

Wets himself with a water pistol

Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver

Mumbles to himself


Lifts buildings and walks under them

Kicks trains off the track

Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and

eats them

Freezes water with a single glance

The Nurse IS God!!!!


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This is one of the best I've seen. Did you write it???

:D :roll :chuckle :p :D

Just Angi

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Specializes in med/surg & geriatrics.


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