bettybobbs replied to mother/babyRN's topic in Humor
I have had some real goodies in my nursing career. Once a patient asked me to roll her hair after she had showered and put on makeup herself. I stated to her I don't roll my own hair and never learned. I studied nursing not cosmotology. Once while ...
Mozart, haven't heard that one. But we have one where we tie a knot at the end of the top sheet of a dying pt so they won't die on our shift. It worked for me once.
Hey everyone, My favorite quote that I heard from an Rn I used to work with, when adoc was screaming out orders at her was this :" do you want me to stick a broom up my ass and sweep the floor also". That shut them up.
I have worked nights since I graduated. Was on days when I was in school as I was an Lpn furthering my education. Nights works for me. I got woke up even when I was on days, for a while. When on days the noices in the street could bother me at times....