Lawn Socks, Boobies, and Mirages

[Davey Do]

Okay, I'm a little hard of hearing. But Belinda's a low talker.

We're going into Target. I ask, "What are we here for?"

I thought I heard Belinda say "A lawn sock".

"Why do we need a lawn sock?" I ask.

"AN ALARM CLOCK!" Belinda replies in a normal volume.

"Oh yeah" I say.

While pushing the cart down the isle by the DVD's, Belinda tells me "My kids are boobies".

"Your kids are boobies?" I ask.

"HERE ARE THE MOVIES!" she says in a normal voice.

We go to look at the alarm clocks. Belinda tells me of an artist that stuck a bunch of clocks together to make a "mirage".

"I think the word you're looking for is collage", I corrected her.

"No, I think it was a mirage", she says.

"Oh", I replied, "It wasn't really there."

[Davey Do]

barriers have been overcome and the Steelers aren't on TV.

Yeah- I was just reading under the National Traffic and Motor Vehicle Safety Act that the use of traffic barriers have allowed a reduction in the rate of death attributable to motor vehicle crashes in the United States!

We don't want the Steelers to jeopardize their safety.

Especially on TV!

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And while I've never met your children and I'm sure they are lovely people

Please. Allow me to introduce my children to you, kbrn:

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Yeah. Back in 1986. Before I got married. The first time.

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you are a bright boy.

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This is Belinda after many years of hearing daveydo sit in the art rooms and laughing and sometimes crying I finally decided it was time to read this post and you people make no sense to me at all!

[Davey Do]

This is Belinda after many years of hearing daveydo sit in the art rooms and laughing and sometimes crying I finally decided it was time to read this post and you people make no sense to me at all!

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[Davey Do]

A portion of a conversation I had this past weekend with patient Vulgar Vince:

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[Davey Do]

Belinda and I were watching a DVD of NCIS the other night when I turned my back to the TV. I heard a female say something and I asked Belinda, "Did she say...

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"NO!" Belinda replied, "She said...

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"Oh", I said. "That makes more sense!"