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As a means of boosting morale at our Birth Center, we have decided to make up tshirts and sweatshirts to wear, both at work, and out in public if we want. It will have our unit emblem embroidered on it, and say:

Top 10 reasons why Birth Center Nurses are the best:

and then list things like....

  • we can do it underwater, standing, sitting, crouching, kneeling, and in the shower
  • we believe in laboring down
  • we know what breasts are REALLY for!

You get my drift? So, what I'm looking for is suggestions for this top 10 list. We'd like to keep it clean so that we can as stated above, wear them to work w/out worrying about them being inappropriate.

Thanks!

l and d nurse in NH

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Specializes in NICU.

How about "birth plan=c/s"

just kidding of course

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Specializes in High Risk In Patient OB/GYN.

Wow. Was that supposed to be funny?

How about:

Meconium happens--and we know how to handle it

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How about "birth plan=c/s"

just kidding of course

:lol2: :lol2: That was too funny!!!!!:lol2: :lol2:

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"we can do it underwater, standing, sitting, crouching, kneeling, and in the shower"

That is my favorite :D

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Specializes in NICU- now learning OR!.

At my old unit, they had TShirts that had the hospital logo on the front and on the back it said "We deliver your future"

appropriate to wear in public and at work.

HTH

Jenny

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