1- you have nightmares involving the parasympathetic and sympathetic nervous systems
2- you walk around thinking of the names of muscles and things like that
3- you look at your co-workers and starting naming their bones
4- all of a sudden you start thinking of a&p stuff
5- when you are really tired and wanting to go to sleep your mind keep thinking of bones, muscles, tissues, and making the most weird connection among them that makes no sense other than keeping you awake
6- you touch your own bones just to make sure you remember their names
7- after taking micro you start getting grossed out about a whole bunch of things
8- you try to rhyme stuff and which sounds stupid but really helps you out!
9- you make the most uncommon associations and make your own words to remember things...
10- you cant wait until this is over so you can get to your real nursing classes
11- you cant wait to learn how to draw blood
12- get excited and cat wait to learn how to apply injections
13- you really love the idea and can't wait for your clinicals
14- but when the date gets closer you are actually really scared about it!!!
15- you think A&P is amazing!
16- but when you get to dissect stuff and when you smell it the fist time you feel like you just want to walk out!!!!
17- you start shaking really bad when you are going to dissect your first pig
18- you study so much that you confuse yourself
19- coffe is your best friend
20- mountain dew is the juice from heaven
21- red bull really gives you wings- after a few of them you just want to throw it all up!
22- you don't go to your friend's party because you have to learn the sperm flow!
23- you start getting upset how come a tyny little cell can have so many things inside of it!!
24- instead of going to the movies you make flash cards about the Na K pump
25- you can recite dna - rna - protein sinthesys process
26- you can actually do it bacwards!
27- you use your kids and nephews as "manequins" so you can study the bones
28- you will eat pasta and meatballs while watching trauma unit on the TV
29- you feel like you are becoming a member of starbucks!
you laugh so hard when 70 % of the people on pre-nursing with you say that they are in the program so they can become Certified Nurse Anesthesists (they have no idea what a CRNA do, all they know is the $$$ is good)
And these are usually the people complaining about almost failing basic math! lol I just keep my mouth shut and think they're in for a rude awakening at some point.
1- you have nightmares involving the parasympathetic and sympathetic nervous systems
2- you walk around thinking of the names of muscles and things like that
3- you look at your co-workers and starting naming their bones
4- all of a sudden you start thinking of a&p stuff
5- when you are really tired and wanting to go to sleep your mind keep thinking of bones, muscles, tissues, and making the most weird connection among them that makes no sense other than keeping you awake
6- you touch your own bones just to make sure you remember their names
7- after taking micro you start getting grossed out about a whole bunch of things
8- you try to rhyme stuff and which sounds stupid but really helps you out!
9- you make the most uncommon associations and make your own words to remember things...
10- you cant wait until this is over so you can get to your real nursing classes
11- you cant wait to learn how to draw blood
12- get excited and cat wait to learn how to apply injections
13- you really love the idea and can't wait for your clinicals
14- but when the date gets closer you are actually really scared about it!!!
15- you think a&p is amazing!
16- but when you get to dissect stuff and when you smell it the fist time you feel like you just want to walk out!!!!
17- you start shaking really bad when you are going to dissect your first pig
18- you study so much that you confuse yourself
19- coffe is your best friend
20- mountain dew is the juice from heaven
21- red bull really gives you wings- after a few of them you just want to throw it all up!
22- you don't go to your friend's party because you have to learn the sperm flow!
23- you start getting upset how come a tyny little cell can have so many things inside of it!!
24- instead of going to the movies you make flash cards about the na k pump
25- you can recite dna - rna - protein sinthesys process
26- you can actually do it bacwards!
27- you use your kids and nephews as "manequins" so you can study the bones
28- you will eat pasta and meatballs while watching trauma unit on the tv
29- you feel like you are becoming a member of starbucks!
30- you breath allnurses.com...
keep them comming guys!
csantos is the man!!!!!
i really enjoy reading your posts=) i can already tell you will be one heck of a rn:yeah: someday. i am coming back to you for help when i become a nursing student:loveya:
peytonsmom
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you laugh so hard when 70 % of the people on pre-nursing with you say that they are in the program so they can become Certified Nurse Anesthesists (they have no idea what a CRNA do, all they know is the $$$ is good)
And these are usually the people complaining about almost failing basic math! lol I just keep my mouth shut and think they're in for a rude awakening at some point.